The Church of the SubGenius has awarded posthumous Sainthood to late performer and actress Anna Nicole Smith.
The
Church acknowledged Miss Smith's fey, outrageous lifestyle and agreed
that it meets its standards for Sainthood. Church founder J.R. "Bob"
Dobbs laid down a set of rules for members of the Church to live their
lives, and Miss Smith's life has met the following criteria:
She spent her life Slacking Off, and did not conform to the expectations of others.
She achieved fame and fortune not through hard work or intelligence, but basically through dumb holy luck.
As
seen from her many photos and TV appearances, she ate the hell out of
her fair share of cheeseburgers. This meets the definition of a
SubGenius commandment: "Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out
of it!"
She was martyred by the "Pinks" (a SubGenius term referring to "normal people"), after being crucified in the press.
Like
Saint Mary Magdalene of the Catholic Church, her child is a "Son of
Man". Unlike Mary, who claimed that no mortal was the father of her
child, it seems as though every male (and perhaps a few female) mortals
are claiming to be the father of her child. The Church uses this as the
basis for its prediction that Miss Smith's child shall be a prophet of
the SubGenius.
The Church of the SubGenius encourages wholesome sexuality, which Miss Smith exuded to excess (at least during her prime years).
In
the official Calendar of SubGenius Saints, the date of May 1st will be
set aside for honoring Miss Smith. She will share this day with Saint
Catherine I (The Great) of Russia, who also had Sainthood bestowed on
her posthumously by the Church.
Alex Jones' Terror
Storm: A Chronicle of False Flag Terrorism in this century...
compelling evidence that even London's 7/7 bombings were
planned/allowed by the British Govt.
Apparently Facebook has started SELLING user information (surprise,
surprise!) to third parties. They call it the "Facebook Development
Platform."
To restrict use of your information, do the following: Click "Privacy" on top right. Under the "Facebook Platform" section click"Edit Settings". Scroll down to the bottom and UNCHECK ALL of the items under facebook platform.
Most creepy is the inclusion of photographs! (Do your friends a favor and repost this as your own note.)
Does what happen in the Facebook stay in the Facebook?
It seems that Google bombing isn't going away. The internet nerds are all doing the dance to make Stephen Colbert the Greatest Living American. In less than two weeks the position for the term "greatest living American" in Google has gone up to the number one spot in Google for the www.colbertnation.com. Now I am sure Stephen is a great guy, but is he really the greatest living American?
The cool people over at Digg seem to be getting behind this Google bomb of "greatest living American" so they can win the top spot for the term in Google for Stephen Colbert's The Colbert Nation - www.colbertnation.com. As of today The Colbert Nation only has spot six in yahoo, spot two in MSN and its not listed in ask.com on page one at all. However the number one spot in Ask seems to be the Google bomber:
SEOmoz | Help Make Stephen Colbert the "Greatest Living American" Help Make Stephen Colbert the "Greatest Living American" ... Use the anchor text "Greatest Living American" ... www.seomoz.org/blog/stephen-colbert-the-greatest-living-American-... www.seomoz.org/blog/stephen-colbert-the-greatest-living-American-a-Googlebombing-campaign
Notice that the SEOMOZ.ORG site has a good Header with the title of "Greatest Living American", keywording of the term "greatest living American" and it has "greatest living American" in the URL as well.
This proves to me that Google's removal of older Google bombings were a limited manual process to appease President Bush, not in anyway an improvement in their Search Engine. It also shows the power of one way linking. Google needs to start working on their code to keep up with ASk.com now. I think they are getting away from being a leader in good search and trying so much to be a profit machine. Maybe we should Google bomb Google as "talentless hacks"(the first Google bomb) and see how quickly they fix the Google bombing issue.
I bet Stephen Colbert loves being the greatest living American on the internet. Stephen Colbert might be the best fake Neocon Demagogue but he is not the greatest living American. Why can't I be the greatest living American instead? I like to think Eddie Van Halen is the greatest living American. Or maybe Micheal Moore is the greatest living American.
Using this blog item to insert a Favicon (Look in your url above in your browser, and you will see that I am replacing Multiply's Favicon with one of my own.
here are the instructions as provided by mariatv (which I copied from Dancer Edited and modified by Dude ).
Using this blog item to insert a Favicon (Look in your url above in your browser, and you will see that I am replacing Multiply's Favicon with one of my own.
The first one was a test. I now have to find a .ico file I want to use, or convert a pic to it, and then replace the one that's up there now. I'll post the instructions as soon as I'm finished :)
Ok.. I may switch again, but for now here are the instructions as provided by mariatv.
Write a blog and attach a .ico file to it as I have done below. Then publish. Then right click, properties on the attachment and get the url for this icon file there. Copy that url into the following code below where it says favicon_URL, in notepad (Take out the two asteriks!)
Take the code with the favicon url already in place, and insert that in the welcome box area!
Then save it. All done!
Picture MUST be .ico and cannot be uploaded into a photo album nor will it attach to your blog using the insert picture icon above. You must attach it. If you wish to convert a picture from jpeg to .ico , I personally use IRFANVIEW to first open as a jpeg, and then save as a .ico. But there may be others that will do it also.
(This was posted at one of the Multiply Help Groups by Mariatv, I took it and modified it from Dancer.)
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At least thats what Google not says. Google removed the link to the white house page of GW Bush recently as the number one hit for the search "Miserable Failure" They have also undone a few other google bombs such as the one that was making the site for the movie "Super Size Me" win for the term "McDonald's" This looks like a crack down on Google bombing in general.
I used to think that the people at Google have a sense of humor. This change seems to have a human hand to it. It was good while it lasted. However they still keep the term "leave" results as Disney.com Most porno sites link their "Leave" button on their splash page to Disney.com. So it looks like they don't have this feature fully fleshed out just yet.
In case you dont know what all this Google bombing stuff is about, I have it explained here
Some other places have said today's high is going to be 80 and the low 49, but still a 30 degree drop in just one day is odd. I chatted with a friend in brazil and she says its doing the same thing down there in the summer time, its going from really warm to cold suddenly. This crazy weather has to have something to do with global warming.
Last Friday it suddenly got cold, Saturday it got really warm and now its going to get colder.
Durring the holidays when I spoke with my Aunt up north she told me they had no snow for Christmas and it was 60 degrees out. She also told me the grass was growing on her lawn.
Trees down here are blooming like its spring time. It been about 80 degrees all winter down here. We had a mild summer last year with no hits after two years of FL getting nailed by seven storms in two years. I have a fear of what is in store for us this year. Not just here but all around the world. I also think of things like A year without a summer, or Hurricane Katrina ( which passed overhead here in FL too). What would happen if we had two "Katrinas" or another super volcano go off(the cause of a year without a summer)?
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First why not ask current users what they think about usabiltiy instead? They seem to screw up the site with every up date. They move things around, change features and they still dont have SEF URLS or dynmanic titles. Granted this site is way better than Myspace but they seem to be stuck in second gear.
In case you hadn't seen it already, Michael Richards ("Kramer") flipped out on some black hecklers at a comedy club and the video's been making the rounds on the net. I am thinking this might be more of an example of culture shock than out right racism. In a black venue like the apollo the audience is much more vocal than say a white audience is.
I'm not defending what he said because it is vile and dispicable. Plus we haven't seen what the hecklers did to piss him off so. The Video begins right when he flips out, so it is out of context. I'd be very interested to see what was going on prior to this out burst.
Now if this had been Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy dealing with these jokers in the crowd would this be an issue? The hecklers also called Michael Richards a cracker in part of the video on the net.
Seinfeld is a stand up guy saying not to laugh to the audience and at the end for being there for him. I don't think Richards was forced on the Late Show, more like Letterman asked Seinfeld to get him on. This is the most serious interveiw I have seen Dave do. He was very respectful towards Richards. And Richards seems honest and hurt from this.
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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"The Greatest Living american"
